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Come to   AND Join Chris Santilli
on The Naked Truth Tour 
for goofy games and great guffaws!

 
 

Chris Santilli, the author of "The Naked Truth About Hedonism II" is hosting the third annual "Naked Truth Tour" Nov. 13-20, 2004. Just sign up with Go Classy to enjoy an especially zany week at Hedo.

THE NAKED TRUTH TOUR
Hedonism II Au Naturel Pool
NOVEMBER 13 - 20, 2004

Receive your FREE copy of
Chris Santilli's book
The Naked Truth About Hedonism II
Click here for details !

Message from Chris

Hi gang!

Read the trip report for the 2002 Naked Truth Tou r I wrote.  A trip to Hedonism II is what you make of it. You can watch, you can join in, or you can ignore all the goofy stuff. I'll just be there Nov. 15-22 to lead really dumb games if you want to join in—and win stupid prizes! And your game idea could become a reality because I'm gifted with an incredibly loud, painful voice (the joy of being first born).

Other than that, have a great time meeting all the guests who come your way or finding that time to become the consummate beach slug. The Naked Truth Tour is not exclusive of anyone or their preferences, but all my activities will take place on the nude beach.

Feel free to write me at chris@wordcrafting.com with any questions or concerns. Looking forward to seeing you from behind my dark wraparound sunglasses!

Best regards,

Chris Santilli

PS: Remember to fax your paid confirmation from Go Classy to me at 630-495-5718 to receive a free copy of "The Naked Truth About Hedonism II." Already got a copy? Use it as a gift!

Join the Naked Truth Tour for goofy games and great guffaws!

Schedule of Events (list subject to grow)

(Chris won't describe details of any games until you see her on the beach.)

Saturday, 

5-6 p.m. Meet other Hedo guests to watch or take part in a Car Wash game.

Sunday, 

11:30 a.m. Pareo tying lessons for the ladies

mid-afternoon: Body Point game

Monday, 

11:00 a.m. water aerobics

mid-afternoon: Massage contest

Tuesday,

mid-afternoon: Frozen T-shirt contest

Wednesday, 

11:00 a.m. water aerobics

mid-afternoon: Condom blow-up contest

Thursday, 

mid-afternoon: Vibrator races

Friday,

11:00 a.m. water aerobics

mid-afternoon: Wiener races

Dinnertime: BIMBO night--women dress up as gum-chewing tarts and men dress in drag

What to bring?

Standard vacation stuff! (also see page 27 of "The Naked Truth About Hedonism II")

To be part of the massage contest—bring suntan or massage oil.

For the vibrator race, bring your most exuberant battery-powered toy!

For Friday's Bimbo night, bring the dress/costume as you please! (Chris is providing Bazooka Joe for the ladies who want that extra edge of tramp.)

Chris is bringing all other game props.

Have your read "The Naked Truth About Hedonism II" by Chris Santilli?
You can get a copy at http://www.wordcrafting.com

The Naked Truth About Hedonism II (ISBN 0-9662683-2-6) is a humorous but honest travel guide. Hedonism II is an all-inclusive vacation resort near Negril, Jamaica. Any hotel guests identifiable in the book by name or photograph have provided written permission to use their name or image.

This book is not authorized by Hedonism II, SuperClubs International Ltd., Village Resorts Ltd., VRL International Ltd., International Hotels Ltd. or any other resort or entity described herein. "Hedonism II," "Super Clubs," and "SuperClubs" are the registered United States trademarks of VRL International Ltd. and such names are utilized herein solely for editorial purposes. No commercial claim to such trademark, or any other trademark referenced herein, is made by the author or publisher.

Receive your FREE copy of
Chris Santilli's book
The Naked Truth About Hedonism II
Click here for details !

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